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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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I am offended by the lack of Maze Runner gifs on my dash.


lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

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arnazingphil:

keirushi:

arnazingphil:

hello my baby

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hello my honey

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hello my ragtime gal

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WHAT IS GOING ON

send me a kiss by wire

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baby my heart’s on fire

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burgrs:

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

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If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

ONLY IF YOU ARE A TEEN!

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religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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fatallywhimsical:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN

Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 

There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.

I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

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