plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via rhetoricalremnant)


tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

(via rhetoricalremnant)



valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

I just smelled my arm to try to figure out what human flesh smells like and ???

(Source: 40514294s, via songsarespirits)


poindexterious:

Imagine the buisness id make if i sold water that made you thirsty

(via songsarespirits)



disobedientavocadoz:

is it bad that i laughed

(via songsarespirits)


awkward-lee:

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

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(Source: clearlyrobotic, via rhetoricalremnant)


letsnotandsaywedid:

evilblogger:

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my girl

(via babymoostachios)


mookie000:

test-tube-baby:

kushkarnie:

w1tch:

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….

Omfg

… Holy crap I never realized that they sounded so similar. And I lived on that song when I was 10, lmao.

OMG

(via matters-from-ashes)



chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via devprodoubleoh)