Give me those titties momther
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why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
Aladdin and his magical car pet
People tell me that I look thoughtful but I’m just thinking about wieners 24/7
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real